i won't say a word. or i'll tell him it came to me in a dream.
yeah, you'd think. but they got money. that counts for a lot. it's fine, i'm gonna sort it out, but if the munchkin seems extra stressed out, that's why.
too late, i've got the most tender nerd meets nerd story ever forming in my deepest mind.
when you're a kid, you don't feel stuff halfway, y’know? things are always the MOST or the WORST or whatever. you're not just a good guy, you're the BEST.
hell, the munchkin loves me, and i'm definitely a bad person.
yeah, bon jovi. it's like classic dad music, how do you not know it.
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got it in one, buddy. pretty shitty, huh? it'd be one thing if the kiddo wanted to stay with him too, but that's
not the case.
no, no, it's cute, like those tigers raising piglets. weird, but inspiring.
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That's... that can't work. There's no way. Who would give him that, if Ryan's dead set against it? And if that's his motive.
Then I shouldn't tell you he's also a Lord of the Rings fan. It'll just encourage your mental image.
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yeah, you'd think. but they got money. that counts for a lot.
it's fine, i'm gonna sort it out, but if the munchkin seems extra stressed out, that's why.
too late, i've got the most tender nerd meets nerd story ever forming in my deepest mind.
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And you know we're here for the little guy, too.
Oh great. I ... super look forward to that.
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and happy. he's happy now. i'm gonna make sure it stays that way, no matter what.
oh yeah, i got a soundtrack and everything.
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... yeah. I'm glad he is. He's a good kid. He deserves it.
Not a soundtrack.
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he more or less worships you, yknow.
a soundtrack! with like
bon jovi and shit
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really shouldn't do that. I'm not that great. I can't even boil water.
I'll take role model though. That makes sense.
Bon Jovi???
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hell, the munchkin loves me, and i'm definitely a bad person.
yeah, bon jovi. it's like classic dad music, how do you not know it.
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You're not a bad person. You're just
Chaotic Good
No, no I know him. I'm just surprised