Right. [She covers her mouth, then swallows hard, pressing her lips together hard.] And I promised I wouldn't laugh if you promised to never make fun of me for getting hot glue on my tit that one time, ever again. Right?
[Lucky for Iggy, half the muffins are chocolate chip and the other half are poppyseed. Saxsice grabs for one of the latter, rolling her eyes ]
He knows you work "in entertainment", but I'm pretty sure he thinks you're in a circus or somethin'. He's gonna worry an elephant stepped on you, when really you just had one in your ass.
Hey! Abuse! [She tosses the wadded-up muffin wrapper at him, because she's violent.]
Yeah, gotta block out your megadicks, like a professional. Jeez. [Another bite.] But seriously, text the kiddo, he's super worried aboutcha. He wanted to come with me.
[Iggy's eyes go huge. This is a possibility he had not considered. He still has one cheek puffed out with muffin, and it's a miracle he does not spray Saxsice with it when he reads Ryan's text.
He manages to swallow like the champion he is before he shrieks. Then he types again.]
that's very sweet of him. well, you know. any friend of your mom's is a friend of mine. :)
[Saxsice crawls over, shoving at Iggy's head so she can see his phone screen easier.] Move, lemme see.
[She's just in time to see the text -- this one from Kai:] Tell the boss I'm being a good babysitter and not sexting til I'm not on pup duty. But as soon as she gets back, I definitely am 😘😘😘
Are you callin' Beyonce a whatsit. Neosporin baby??
[Saxsice of course sees every word and cackles in delight, elbowing Iggy with her pointy little elbow.] Rest in piece to your ass, you're gonna invite him over after two dick pics, arencha???
Yeah, until I get bored and wanna go hang out with someone cool, like Ryan. [For the moment, though, she'll cuddle up next to Iggy and squeeze him gently around the waist.
Then snort.] Charmin' ain't the word I'd use. Persistent as fuck, maybe. Driven. Big.
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Oh, just laugh, I know you're dying to.
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[She sets down the tray.] You got no idea the lies I had to tell Ryan about how you got hurt.
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Tell him daddy got hurt at work and leave it at that.
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He knows you work "in entertainment", but I'm pretty sure he thinks you're in a circus or somethin'. He's gonna worry an elephant stepped on you, when really you just had one in your ass.
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Oh my GOD! Just because it's true!
Jesus, though, too ambitious too soon after a werewolf threesome. I'm gonna have to schedule better.
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Yeah, gotta block out your megadicks, like a professional. Jeez. [Another bite.] But seriously, text the kiddo, he's super worried aboutcha. He wanted to come with me.
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I am a consumate professional! I've just never had a werewolf threesome before!
[He grabs his phone immediately, though.]
hey Ryan! your mom says you said hi so I'm saying hi back. I bet you made these muffins I'm enjoying.
I'm gonna be just fine, and we'll do something fun soon, ok? We'll go to the aquarium or something. Love you!
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[Saxsice nods, satisfied. The text comes a couple minutes later.]
hi :) don't eat all the muffins plz you'll get sicker. and plz drink water thank u. ilu2. aquarium yes 👍.
[A pause, then:] kai says hi too.
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[Reading.] Awwwww!
[And then... mild screeching.] OH my GOD, Kai is watching him? You did not tell him why you're here for real, right?!
[Furious typing.]
I wont, and I've got lots of water. thank you. 💕
hello Kai :)
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[Saxsice snickers in delight, stuffing her mouth with muffin.] Mayyyybe. Or maybe he watched the stream himself and saw, hmmmm?
[The most innocent texting:] he says feel better soon and he'll send u something to help?? idk. i didn't know u guys were friends too.
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[Iggy's eyes go huge. This is a possibility he had not considered. He still has one cheek puffed out with muffin, and it's a miracle he does not spray Saxsice with it when he reads Ryan's text.
He manages to swallow like the champion he is before he shrieks. Then he types again.]
that's very sweet of him.
well, you know. any friend of your mom's is a friend of mine. :)
OH MY GOD!
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[Saxsice crawls over, shoving at Iggy's head so she can see his phone screen easier.] Move, lemme see.
[She's just in time to see the text -- this one from Kai:] Tell the boss I'm being a good babysitter and not sexting til I'm not on pup duty. But as soon as she gets back, I definitely am 😘😘😘
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Oh my god, no! [He fails to hide the screen entirely.]
Oh my god, this man is gonna be the death of me.
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[Saxsice of course sees every word and cackles in delight, elbowing Iggy with her pointy little elbow.] Rest in piece to your ass, you're gonna invite him over after two dick pics, arencha???
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No! No, you and I are hanging out!
[Siiiiigh.]
God. God, why is he so charming? It's not fair.
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Then snort.] Charmin' ain't the word I'd use. Persistent as fuck, maybe. Driven. Big.
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I dunno, there's charm in that! But you're right, he's only after one thing and that's my body.
[He hugs her back.]
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Ehhhh, he might be after more. He's a softie, deep down. Maybe that's why y'all get along so well. Horny and soft.
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...don't tell me that, I might start entertaining ideas.
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[She huffs out a laugh, looking up at him.] Is it so hard to believe that he might actually care about you? Even just a little bit?
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Well. I mean.
[He shrugs, looking away.]
...yes?
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So instead she just reaches up, petting Iggy's hair gently, cheek resting on his shoulder.]
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